NFL Conference Finals 2009

So let's talk about this weeks playoffs. I wanted to get you in the mood because your boy TTB has had a little change of heart.

Now I said a few weeks ago that the Kurt Warner "Thank You Jesus" tour was on it's last legs. He didn't have the tools and a team that just squeaked through the playoffs could not in it's wildest dreams ever beat the Panthers.......I was wrong.

BUT! Here we are. Looking at an Arizona/Philly NFC finals where McNabb will have to go into the house that Jesus lesbian's husband works . And will have to pull yet another rabbit out of his hat.

Now you think I am going to tell you that Arizona will win.....well I'm not! The "Thank You Jesus" Tour will come to an end this weekend for good! Despite Arizona having a fantastic wide receiver line and a decent defence. It will not match with a well tested Eagle team of Westbrook and McNabb. Sorry Kurt. Those 9 kids with you and your husband....err wife will have to wait another year for that puppy. BUT! if there is going to be any shocker this Sunday. It will be with the Cardinals winning. If the Cards win.........they WILL be Super Bowl Champions.


But Kurt. We had some good times this year. And you have taken your team further than it could have ever possibly dreamed. Now if for some Godly reason you pull this off. I will dedicate an entire blog to only Kurt Warner.

Now on to Ravens vs Steelers.

I will show no bias................I HATE THE STEELERS AND RAY LEWIS AND HIS THUG LIFE DEFENSE WILL CLOBBER THEIR ASSES! And all this ESPN Steeler ass kissing will come to an end. There will be to battle of Pennsylvania in the Super Bowl. But if there is one team that will represent Pennsylvania it won't be the Steelers. Enough said


Eagles Vs Ravens in Tampa! With a very slight possibility of Arizona pulling this shit off.......THANK YOU JESUS!

BTW Tampa dropping Gruden after all the coaching positions have been almost filled is really a classless thing to do Bucks owners. Karma will come back and bite you in the ass!

TIM AND SAM...WHAT'S NEXT

Now since this thing is over and like we said yesterday. Florida won big time! And Heisman Trophy winners go 1-6 thanks to Sam Bradford. Tim Tebow is the man for now. And Utah has to settle for a 3rd place coaches poll (deal with it). So what's next for Tim and Sam?. Well it should not be the NFL!

Both are very talented QB's. But neither is worthy for a top draft pick. Tim is too big and too slow. And Sam is just not yet polished to handle the NFL. Tim may go down as one of the greatest QB's in collage sports of all time. But he will not have that chance if he runs for the big bucks of the NFL. Tim's best chances is a second round pick on a team that will already have a well established QB. His chances are better next year and so would his asking price.

Sam is just not ready. The best he could do is is 10th...maybe 11th in the draft. He would go to a team that has no chance of winning and he would be a third string if lucky, maybe second. Right now Sam could do his school a huge favor by staying put.

This year teams are looking for defense and running backs. And for the past five years. QB's have been disappeared in the NFL after the draft. So what's the rush. And the drama over who will be number one will make next years season one worth watching. USC, Bama,Texas and even Utah will all be in the mix next year so it should be fun.

So guys. Sit back, screw all the White girls you want, and enjoy the stardom of the NCAA.

I'm outta here

Utah Utes ...QUIT YOUR WHINING!

YOU WILL NOT BE NUMBER ONE despite who wins tonight! It will be either the Sooners or the Gators. Please go tell Kyle Wittingham to stop going on ESPN and pushing his case and go home! Just to educate your asses one more time. YOU ARE NOT IN A BSC PROGRAM DIVISION! Your school chose not to be in a BSC program. Just because you beat Oregon State and they beat USC is NOT a case to be number 1! You didn't play USC! If you did you would be 12-1! Because there is no way in HELL you could beat USC. In fact. There is no way in HELL. You could beat Florida nor Oklahoma!

And to think that Utah's state attorney general has a lawsuit against the BSC because you will not be crowned number one. What a fucking joke. This loser has nothing better to do that waste tax dollars over some tired ass bullshit that the University Of Utah brought on themselves! Stick to fighting crime in your state douchebag and leave that to the AD for the Utes!

Utah could have been in a BCS divisions (like the PAC-10) and they choose not to! So who's to blame?. Because you play whack ass teams like Texas Christian University, University of Wyoming, Brigham Young University,San Diego State University and the powerhouse University of Nevada, Las Vegas (lol) makes you a fucking contender?. You beat an highly OVERRATED Alabama team in the Sugar Bowl! But so did Florida!

You are in a weak ass division and like Boise State. The best your team will ever get is on the top 5! Recognize, deal with it, and move on!

There will be only ONE team that will have that honor and they are playing tonight! So take your Kool-Aid stand back to Mormon town because no one is drinking it outside of Utah!

FLORIDA GATORS WILL BE NUMBER ONE!

USC #2
UTAH #3
CHOKLAHOMA #4
TEXAS #5

MAKE ME THROW MY HANDS IN DA AYER....AYER!

SOME BIG ASS UPSETS IN NEXT WEEKS PLAYOFFS

Next week is when da real shit happens. Playoffs that will determine who are the final four teams that will join the Super Bowl pre party AKA Conference playoffs.And for you fantasy players and sports betters alike. My advise to you......if you select the favorite home team to win. Your ass is going to be BURNED!

Here is STB picks and put money on it bitches!

AFC

CHARGERS VS STEELERS

Don't believe the hype with either team but don't believe that it's going to be cake walk for the Steelers. Yes! The Stoolers (not a mis-type ) defense is for real. But the offense is off and on. And since playing at Hines Field with a bunch of fair weather Steelers fans is not that serious of an advantage. I would not count out the Chargers "D" either. I smell a HUGE upset! If the Steeler get past this game ( for which I doubt). They will go down by either a Titan/Ravens team in the next round. Big Ben says he's ready......but he's not. Troy Polumolu and James Harrison will be "silent" have very little impact on this game. Darren Sproles will be shut down but other players will come through.And Phillip Rivers isn't that great. He put up some impressive numbers this year in the last five games. But don't get me wrong. It won't be a blow out. But I think those fucking Steelers will pull it off.......NOT!

STB PICK; CHARGERS


TITANS VS RAVENS

Do I think the Titans are a fraud this year? The answer is "No". Do I think they have ever been challenged by a true thug defence? NO! Will they be....yes! And will they survive.....NO! Despite playing in their own crib. The Ravens are beginning to believe they are "the shit". And when a team sees the "promise land". There is no stopping them. That Ravens defense is what dreams are made of. Rex Ryan is a fucking God! What he has done to that defensive line is against the fucking law. Suggs, Reed, Lewis Walker,and Rolle are dangerous and MCClain is going to slam through that Titans Defense.. And grandpa Collins might be on his back more than a Vietnamese hooker in 1972! But the Titans have Haynesworth....and they have ONLY Haynesworth. Now it was a very impressive win when they beat the Stoolers and did that C-Walk on their yellow rag. But there will be no C-Walk come this Saturday. And I really like Joe Flaco. I thinks he's for real and has the goods to take the Ravens to the Super Bowl. But is it in his cards this year. Beat the Titans and I say....yes. I see an total upset and a very UGLY game.

STB PICK: RAVENS


NFC


CARDINALS VS PANTHERS

The " Thank You Jesusssssssssss" Tour will come to an end this weekend. Arizona has played nasty all season long in one of the most weakest division in the league.But they manage to get into the playoffs and beat and very overrated Falcons team. Kurt Warner will need a strong offensive line to throw. He won't have it. Carolina is not all that either but they have the tools to win. Sorry Kurt. But your wife won't be buying a puppy for the kids this year.


STB PICK: PANTHERS


GIANTS VS EAGLES

Yea, yea. New York is great. BUT New York lost to the Brown this year too. Their defence is highly suspect and Eagles offence is too legit to quit right now. It is true when you have a healthy Westbrook and a hungry McNabb. They are unstoppable. Without a Plaxico to throw to. Cupcake Manning will be throwing to his favorite target Kevin Boss and small fry Dante Hixon. Brandon Jacobs will have to have a game of his carrer. But Manning has not been the dominant winner of last year. Last year they were the wild card team. And they were "hungry". This year, they have the feeling they can repeat. McNabb wants to silence his critics. And with a trip to the NFC championship. Those fuckers will have a mouth full of cheese-steak when he pulls the win off. Game is going to be another high scoring game but Giants ain't gonna pull this one off. It's all Eagles baby.


STB PICK: EAGLES


I'm outta here!

CUBS BUYS A BUNCH OF BAD MILTON BRADLEY GAMES

The Chicago Cubs have come to terms with free-agent Milton Bradley on a three-year deal worth $30 million, SI.com has confirmed. The contract will not be finalized until Bradley takes a physical, which he is expected to be in Chicago for sometime this week.

Bradley led the American League in on-base percentage (.436) and OPS (.999) for the Texas Rangers in 2008. Primarily a designated hitter last season, Bradley will be returning to the outfield for the Cubs. He has played all three outfield positions in his career.

ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! Three fucking years?! Do you know who the manager of the Cubs is?! Lou P and he's a fucking hot head! Now just throw in a boiler pot like Bradley who hates to be yelled at, has anger management issues, and is ALWAYS injured!

What was Cub management thinking?! THREE YEAR?! The pickup was stupid ass fuck in the first place but you couldn't give him just one year with another as an option?

Oh I can't wait until the summer at Wrigley field. Hot, humid and they are on one of their infamous losing streaks. Pinella is cursing the team out and pointing fingers. And the he gets up to that microphone in the locker and BAM! He starts going off about Bradley's play. And just wait for the days to follow. It's gonna be sweet! Blow ups, cuss outs, and all ending with Bradley in Lou's face covering it with spit and sweat and a cuss out like no other.

Then here comes the official Cubs press announcement " MILTON BRADLEY TRADED TO KANSAS CITY FOR A PROSPECT TO BE NAMED LATER". Which means the Cubs is going to eat part of that 30 million salary you just wasted on Bradley. Good moves Cubbies! Just yet another BAD management decision by the Cubs. You trade DeLa Rosa who was a utility baller and saved that team in the beginning of the season to the Tribe for three prospects. And you pick a player who has been traded around more times than Jodie Foster in the "Accused"! And just like Jodie Foster in that movie....Cubs are going to get fucked whether they like it or not!

I'm outta here!

I'M SHOCKED!!!

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It's this low? I must be getting old.

Brett Favre...Cut With The Need For Attention!

HERE WE GO AGAIN! Another post season where Brett Farve takes over ESPN and CNN/SI with his " I don't know if I am going to retire" drama! After living short to the New York Jets expectation by throwing 22 touchdowns as well as 22 INT's! And a sad 81 percent QB rating. The sports media is once again acting like Brett just won the fucking Super Bowl and now is deciding if he will bless us for another championship year!

Brett will now take over the press until March talking about retiring and wondering if his fans will beg him (most important...Jet Management) to come back for another year. Let's be real people. This fucker is waiting to see who is going to be the next Jets head coach. If Mike Shanahan would sacrifice is 35,000 sq ft home in Denver to go to New York or even a Cowher. Good ol Bett will miraculously become "healed" and play another year. If it's someone like Romeo Crennel or Josh McDaniels. Brett will do yet ANOTHER press conference where he will cry like a little bitch and tell the world he is retiring. Someone in the press room (Trey Wingo) will scream.....NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Tears will flow, emotions will be let go, and 24 hour ESPN archive footage of Brett's "heyday" will be shown. They'll play "Wind Beneath My Wings" and slow-mo footage of Brett throwing a TD pass to Greg Jennings while the 73,000 Green Bay hardcore chant his name in Lambeau Field. It will be "magical"

I will be sick to my fucking stomach wishing ESPN would have better things to talk about like what high priced free agent their precious Yankees will buyout to have yet ANOTHER losing post season! Or if Tom Brady is getting married or coming back for 09. All just more petty East Coast Bias "bullshit" that ESPN is known for.

Look Brett. I know it's going to be hard not being a fucking media whore for another football season. Just look at Micheal Jordan. He was a HUGE media whore and it took him 7 years to finally realize that the NBA will continue without him! And the NFL will go as well my friend. Take your ass back to Mississippi. Throw footballs over the other side of your man made lake and tell your Black NFL players friends to leave the town before dark otherwise they may have some trouble with the town folk!

It was a good run Farve. Let it go and retire! Jets need to move on and so do you.