Monday, January 5, 2009

CUBS BUYS A BUNCH OF BAD MILTON BRADLEY GAMES




The Chicago Cubs have come to terms with free-agent Milton Bradley on a three-year deal worth $30 million, SI.com has confirmed. The contract will not be finalized until Bradley takes a physical, which he is expected to be in Chicago for sometime this week.

Bradley led the American League in on-base percentage (.436) and OPS (.999) for the Texas Rangers in 2008. Primarily a designated hitter last season, Bradley will be returning to the outfield for the Cubs. He has played all three outfield positions in his career.

ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! Three fucking years?! Do you know who the manager of the Cubs is?! Lou P and he's a fucking hot head! Now just throw in a boiler pot like Bradley who hates to be yelled at, has anger management issues, and is ALWAYS injured!

What was Cub management thinking?! THREE YEAR?! The pickup was stupid ass fuck in the first place but you couldn't give him just one year with another as an option?

Oh I can't wait until the summer at Wrigley field. Hot, humid and they are on one of their infamous losing streaks. Pinella is cursing the team out and pointing fingers. And the he gets up to that microphone in the locker and BAM! He starts going off about Bradley's play. And just wait for the days to follow. It's gonna be sweet! Blow ups, cuss outs, and all ending with Bradley in Lou's face covering it with spit and sweat and a cuss out like no other.

Then here comes the official Cubs press announcement " MILTON BRADLEY TRADED TO KANSAS CITY FOR A PROSPECT TO BE NAMED LATER". Which means the Cubs is going to eat part of that 30 million salary you just wasted on Bradley. Good moves Cubbies! Just yet another BAD management decision by the Cubs. You trade DeLa Rosa who was a utility baller and saved that team in the beginning of the season to the Tribe for three prospects. And you pick a player who has been traded around more times than Jodie Foster in the "Accused"! And just like Jodie Foster in that movie....Cubs are going to get fucked whether they like it or not!

I'm outta here!

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