Saturday, January 3, 2009

Brett Favre...Cut With The Need For Attention!



HERE WE GO AGAIN! Another post season where Brett Farve takes over ESPN and CNN/SI with his " I don't know if I am going to retire" drama! After living short to the New York Jets expectation by throwing 22 touchdowns as well as 22 INT's! And a sad 81 percent QB rating. The sports media is once again acting like Brett just won the fucking Super Bowl and now is deciding if he will bless us for another championship year!


Brett will now take over the press until March talking about retiring and wondering if his fans will beg him (most important...Jet Management) to come back for another year. Let's be real people. This fucker is waiting to see who is going to be the next Jets head coach. If Mike Shanahan would sacrifice is 35,000 sq ft home in Denver to go to New York or even a Cowher. Good ol Bett will miraculously become "healed" and play another year. If it's someone like Romeo Crennel or Josh McDaniels. Brett will do yet ANOTHER press conference where he will cry like a little bitch and tell the world he is retiring. Someone in the press room (Trey Wingo) will scream.....NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Tears will flow, emotions will be let go, and 24 hour ESPN archive footage of Brett's "heyday" will be shown. They'll play "Wind Beneath My Wings" and slow-mo footage of Brett throwing a TD pass to Greg Jennings while the 73,000 Green Bay hardcore chant his name in Lambeau Field. It will be "magical"


I will be sick to my fucking stomach wishing ESPN would have better things to talk about like what high priced free agent their precious Yankees will buyout to have yet ANOTHER losing post season! Or if Tom Brady is getting married or coming back for 09. All just more petty East Coast Bias "bullshit" that ESPN is known for.


Look Brett. I know it's going to be hard not being a fucking media whore for another football season. Just look at Micheal Jordan. He was a HUGE media whore and it took him 7 years to finally realize that the NBA will continue without him! And the NFL will go as well my friend. Take your ass back to Mississippi. Throw footballs over the other side of your man made lake and tell your Black NFL players friends to leave the town before dark otherwise they may have some trouble with the town folk!


It was a good run Farve. Let it go and retire! Jets need to move on and so do you.

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