SOME BIG ASS UPSETS IN NEXT WEEKS PLAYOFFS

Next week is when da real shit happens. Playoffs that will determine who are the final four teams that will join the Super Bowl pre party AKA Conference playoffs.And for you fantasy players and sports betters alike. My advise to you......if you select the favorite home team to win. Your ass is going to be BURNED!

Here is STB picks and put money on it bitches!

AFC

CHARGERS VS STEELERS

Don't believe the hype with either team but don't believe that it's going to be cake walk for the Steelers. Yes! The Stoolers (not a mis-type ) defense is for real. But the offense is off and on. And since playing at Hines Field with a bunch of fair weather Steelers fans is not that serious of an advantage. I would not count out the Chargers "D" either. I smell a HUGE upset! If the Steeler get past this game ( for which I doubt). They will go down by either a Titan/Ravens team in the next round. Big Ben says he's ready......but he's not. Troy Polumolu and James Harrison will be "silent" have very little impact on this game. Darren Sproles will be shut down but other players will come through.And Phillip Rivers isn't that great. He put up some impressive numbers this year in the last five games. But don't get me wrong. It won't be a blow out. But I think those fucking Steelers will pull it off.......NOT!

STB PICK; CHARGERS


TITANS VS RAVENS

Do I think the Titans are a fraud this year? The answer is "No". Do I think they have ever been challenged by a true thug defence? NO! Will they be....yes! And will they survive.....NO! Despite playing in their own crib. The Ravens are beginning to believe they are "the shit". And when a team sees the "promise land". There is no stopping them. That Ravens defense is what dreams are made of. Rex Ryan is a fucking God! What he has done to that defensive line is against the fucking law. Suggs, Reed, Lewis Walker,and Rolle are dangerous and MCClain is going to slam through that Titans Defense.. And grandpa Collins might be on his back more than a Vietnamese hooker in 1972! But the Titans have Haynesworth....and they have ONLY Haynesworth. Now it was a very impressive win when they beat the Stoolers and did that C-Walk on their yellow rag. But there will be no C-Walk come this Saturday. And I really like Joe Flaco. I thinks he's for real and has the goods to take the Ravens to the Super Bowl. But is it in his cards this year. Beat the Titans and I say....yes. I see an total upset and a very UGLY game.

STB PICK: RAVENS


NFC


CARDINALS VS PANTHERS

The " Thank You Jesusssssssssss" Tour will come to an end this weekend. Arizona has played nasty all season long in one of the most weakest division in the league.But they manage to get into the playoffs and beat and very overrated Falcons team. Kurt Warner will need a strong offensive line to throw. He won't have it. Carolina is not all that either but they have the tools to win. Sorry Kurt. But your wife won't be buying a puppy for the kids this year.


STB PICK: PANTHERS


GIANTS VS EAGLES

Yea, yea. New York is great. BUT New York lost to the Brown this year too. Their defence is highly suspect and Eagles offence is too legit to quit right now. It is true when you have a healthy Westbrook and a hungry McNabb. They are unstoppable. Without a Plaxico to throw to. Cupcake Manning will be throwing to his favorite target Kevin Boss and small fry Dante Hixon. Brandon Jacobs will have to have a game of his carrer. But Manning has not been the dominant winner of last year. Last year they were the wild card team. And they were "hungry". This year, they have the feeling they can repeat. McNabb wants to silence his critics. And with a trip to the NFC championship. Those fuckers will have a mouth full of cheese-steak when he pulls the win off. Game is going to be another high scoring game but Giants ain't gonna pull this one off. It's all Eagles baby.


STB PICK: EAGLES


I'm outta here!

CUBS BUYS A BUNCH OF BAD MILTON BRADLEY GAMES

The Chicago Cubs have come to terms with free-agent Milton Bradley on a three-year deal worth $30 million, SI.com has confirmed. The contract will not be finalized until Bradley takes a physical, which he is expected to be in Chicago for sometime this week.

Bradley led the American League in on-base percentage (.436) and OPS (.999) for the Texas Rangers in 2008. Primarily a designated hitter last season, Bradley will be returning to the outfield for the Cubs. He has played all three outfield positions in his career.

ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! Three fucking years?! Do you know who the manager of the Cubs is?! Lou P and he's a fucking hot head! Now just throw in a boiler pot like Bradley who hates to be yelled at, has anger management issues, and is ALWAYS injured!

What was Cub management thinking?! THREE YEAR?! The pickup was stupid ass fuck in the first place but you couldn't give him just one year with another as an option?

Oh I can't wait until the summer at Wrigley field. Hot, humid and they are on one of their infamous losing streaks. Pinella is cursing the team out and pointing fingers. And the he gets up to that microphone in the locker and BAM! He starts going off about Bradley's play. And just wait for the days to follow. It's gonna be sweet! Blow ups, cuss outs, and all ending with Bradley in Lou's face covering it with spit and sweat and a cuss out like no other.

Then here comes the official Cubs press announcement " MILTON BRADLEY TRADED TO KANSAS CITY FOR A PROSPECT TO BE NAMED LATER". Which means the Cubs is going to eat part of that 30 million salary you just wasted on Bradley. Good moves Cubbies! Just yet another BAD management decision by the Cubs. You trade DeLa Rosa who was a utility baller and saved that team in the beginning of the season to the Tribe for three prospects. And you pick a player who has been traded around more times than Jodie Foster in the "Accused"! And just like Jodie Foster in that movie....Cubs are going to get fucked whether they like it or not!

I'm outta here!

I'M SHOCKED!!!

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It's this low? I must be getting old.

Brett Favre...Cut With The Need For Attention!

HERE WE GO AGAIN! Another post season where Brett Farve takes over ESPN and CNN/SI with his " I don't know if I am going to retire" drama! After living short to the New York Jets expectation by throwing 22 touchdowns as well as 22 INT's! And a sad 81 percent QB rating. The sports media is once again acting like Brett just won the fucking Super Bowl and now is deciding if he will bless us for another championship year!

Brett will now take over the press until March talking about retiring and wondering if his fans will beg him (most important...Jet Management) to come back for another year. Let's be real people. This fucker is waiting to see who is going to be the next Jets head coach. If Mike Shanahan would sacrifice is 35,000 sq ft home in Denver to go to New York or even a Cowher. Good ol Bett will miraculously become "healed" and play another year. If it's someone like Romeo Crennel or Josh McDaniels. Brett will do yet ANOTHER press conference where he will cry like a little bitch and tell the world he is retiring. Someone in the press room (Trey Wingo) will scream.....NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Tears will flow, emotions will be let go, and 24 hour ESPN archive footage of Brett's "heyday" will be shown. They'll play "Wind Beneath My Wings" and slow-mo footage of Brett throwing a TD pass to Greg Jennings while the 73,000 Green Bay hardcore chant his name in Lambeau Field. It will be "magical"

I will be sick to my fucking stomach wishing ESPN would have better things to talk about like what high priced free agent their precious Yankees will buyout to have yet ANOTHER losing post season! Or if Tom Brady is getting married or coming back for 09. All just more petty East Coast Bias "bullshit" that ESPN is known for.

Look Brett. I know it's going to be hard not being a fucking media whore for another football season. Just look at Micheal Jordan. He was a HUGE media whore and it took him 7 years to finally realize that the NBA will continue without him! And the NFL will go as well my friend. Take your ass back to Mississippi. Throw footballs over the other side of your man made lake and tell your Black NFL players friends to leave the town before dark otherwise they may have some trouble with the town folk!

It was a good run Farve. Let it go and retire! Jets need to move on and so do you.

Pretty Boy Tom And His Super Bowl!

So here goes another Super Bowl! And It looks like the star of the show is our Mr. Tom Brady! Now I know if you trash on Tom...you are a HATER! Tom is one of the greatest QB's of all time. He's the poster boy of good looks and raw talent....excuse me as I hurl a fucking lung! Now I HATE the Patriots but I have to give the team credit. They out played every team on their schedule and has marched their way into history.

But I dislike the Giants too. When Eli pulled the " Fuck you " on the Chargers a few years back to play in New York. I thought his ass was done for within a year. But he has managed to survive due to a shitty division and a whack ass schedule. But you have to give them credit. They beat the overhyped Cowboys and Packers on the road to get to the Super Bowl.

But despite it all. Tom is the main focus. So when the sports press jumped all over this ridiculous DRAMA with Tom was caught wearing a surgical boot. The press who must have been BORED because nothing was going on anywhere else. Jumped on this as if it was BIG NEWS!

Stop trying to push rating for this bore fest of a game. If the Giants win this game. I will dry hump Richard Simmons! It worse enough that Paula Abdul will have the nerves to sing. That should be something to see because the BOOS will be heard all the way to L.A! So get ready for more Tom Brady this year. We have yet to have seen the last of this cave man looking punk gracing our T.V screens!

GO BROWNS!