Sunday, August 19, 2007

"Bastardamus" Baseball Playoff Perdictions

Hello bitches! I am Bastardamus! My mystic sports predictions have been held as one of the eight great wonders of the sports world! No one knows sports more than my fine looking self! Fuck those ESPN homos who never played a game in their life. Those fat bastards have better knowledge of telling you what is the best meal on the "Sonic" fast food menu. Rather than giving you any real insight in sports. So dim the lights, tell your lady you will be coming to bed in a minute. And be amazed at my baseball playoff pics..................

NL
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EAST: Atlanta Braves
CENTRAL: Chicago Cubs
WEST: Arizona Diamondbacks
WILD CARD: San Diego Padres

NL FINALS: Atlanta Braves vs Arizona Diamondbacks

NL GOD: Atlanta Braves


AL
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EAST: Boston Red Sox
CENTRAL: Cleveland Indians
WEST: Anahiem Angels
WILD CARD: New York Yankees

AL FINALS: Boston Red Sox vs New York Yankees

AL GOD: Boston Red Sox


WORLD SERIES: BOSTON VS ATLANTA

WINNER: RED SOX IN 5


Live it! Worship it! Bet on it!

Bastardamus has spoken! Now go play with ya self bitches!

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