Saturday, August 18, 2007

Giving It To The YANKEES!


The New York Yankees and their fans are a bunch of whack ass homos!
Welcome to the "gutter"! This is the world of STB! And I plan to tell it like it is when it comes to sports and all the politics and bullshit that comes with it! Now if you are a Yankee, Tom Brady, Kobe Bryant, Oscar De La Hoya, Lance Armstrong, Dallas Cowboys, San Antonio Spurs fan. Then expect to be pissed. I hate them ALL! But I will keep it honest and give props to those who are due. It's time for us real fans to hear news that ESPN has not filtered with Yankee loving bullshit!
Do sit back and enjoy the merriment that only STB can dish out!
In fact.Let's talk about the Yankees. After beating the shit out of under .400 teams in July. They have climbed back to becoming a contender to the wild card race. They kicked Detroit ass today 5-2 with the oh so great Roger Clemens (5-5). Oh Roger! You are so fabulous. I wish I could toss your salad as well as ESPN and S.I does every time you hit the mound. Thank God you brought your overpaid ass back to baseball. We couldn't exist without you!
He did look good today going six innings and striking out eight . Roger throws heaters at old age 45 and is praised as a fucking God! Barry Bonds hit 25 homers this year at 43 and is considered a steroid junkie! Go figure! Even though a player came out two years ago and said that both he and Pettite were juicing up. That was tossed away like a used condom!
The Yankees are still just 4 back of the Boston Red Sox. And it looks like it is going to be another East coast showdown with Boston bending over and giving up the booty yet once again to the all mighty Pinstripe machine! And we all know ESPN will be there worshiping the ground the Yankees walk on!

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