A Temporary Layoff!!

I'm closing down shop for a while until I can work out how I'm going to report sporting news on a regular basis. Right now I feel that I am not giving the regular sporting fan the proper attention this blog needs. I promise to come back for the football season and we'll take it from there. Sorry guys !


Trash Talking Bastard,

Blah! Blah! Blah!

Yes Micheal Vick gambled, raised, and murdered dogs for sport. Yes his career with the Falcons is over. Yes he will have to do jail time. And YES, he will play again. Maybe not in the NFL. But he's only 27 and the man has an arm and talent. So can we please move on about this being a racial thing. Or a travesty to sports. He did the crime and now he must do the time.

I decided not to jump on the band wagon and go into every fucking detail about this guy. No one will take more of a harder hit that his dumb ass. He made millions and could have been one of the great QB's of our time. Now he's not going to go to the hall. His legacy is worth shit. And he won't even be able to sell malt liquor! It's done, it's over, it's finished. Hello CFL! Mike's coming at ya in two years!

So let's move on because those poor people who paid for Falcon season seats this year would like to do the same. It's gonna suck being a Falcons fan this year!

Raven/Giants Battle Royale!

In what had to be so far the NASTIEST game of the pre season. The New York Giants barely beat the Baltimore Ravens 13-12 Sunday night. Bodies were flying and so were the injuries.

Two members of the Giants' starting defense left in the second quarter. Safety Will Demps, who started all 16 games last season, dislocated an elbow and cornerback Sam Madison pulled a hamstring.
New York also lost two offensive players. Wide receiver Michael Jennings had three catches for 31 yards before rupturing his Achilles' tendon, and Steve Smith, who caught a touchdown pass, left with a concussion.

Ravens cornerback Samari Rolle and receiver Mark Clayton sprained ankles.

Losing a tremendous player like Clayton who is a fucking "thug" for a few games could slow his roll in the regular season. But it was the mighty Ravens defence that put out a more damaging role on what already is an injury laden Giants team.

"I know we had a lot of injuries and a lot of guys banged up. Hopefully it won't be too serious," Giants quarterback Eli Manning said.

Steve McNair still looks questionable as a quality quarter back for the Ravens going 5-for-8 for 29 yards with one interception.

Things worsened for the Ravens on New York's initial play from scrimmage. During a 17-yard completion from Manning to Jennings, Rolle twisted his right ankle and had to be helped from the field.

"It just wasn't there tonight," McNair said. "It started off wrong with penalties and I had a turnover. It's something that's better to happen now than later."

Punk ass running back Willis McGahee played much of the first half, gaining 3 yards on six carries and catching one pass for a yard which is pathetic for a whiny bitch who cried while he was in Buffalo and promised good things playing in Baltimore.

"We made mistakes and committed penalties after not doing either of those last week," Ravens coach Brian Billick said at halftime. "I thought we'd have better focus, I really did."

"They'll come back. This is a good group," Ravens coach Brian Billick said. "But you would think you wouldn't need to learn a lesson like this. If you don't keep your focus and your wits about you, then that's what you see out there."

Now to give them some credit. It was raining and it's still pre season. But from the strong showing from the Ravens defence. It looks like more of the same with the Ravens. A powerhouse defence with a weak ass offence. It will get your ass in the playoffs. But Raven fan's would rather be happy with a Super Bowl victory rather than to be a second round playoff bitch! But hey! What can I say. I'm a Browns fan who hasn't seen a playoff since 01 and got our ass kicked by the dreaded Steelers.

As for the Giants. It will be determine whether Micheal Strahans absence will effect what was a strong defence. Eli Manning going to need to surgically replace those "small bitch balls" of his with some real man size one's. And improve his throwing skills. Especially if he wants to come out from behind his brother's shadows.

"Bastardamus" Baseball Playoff Perdictions

Hello bitches! I am Bastardamus! My mystic sports predictions have been held as one of the eight great wonders of the sports world! No one knows sports more than my fine looking self! Fuck those ESPN homos who never played a game in their life. Those fat bastards have better knowledge of telling you what is the best meal on the "Sonic" fast food menu. Rather than giving you any real insight in sports. So dim the lights, tell your lady you will be coming to bed in a minute. And be amazed at my baseball playoff pics..................

NL
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EAST: Atlanta Braves
CENTRAL: Chicago Cubs
WEST: Arizona Diamondbacks
WILD CARD: San Diego Padres

NL FINALS: Atlanta Braves vs Arizona Diamondbacks

NL GOD: Atlanta Braves


AL
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EAST: Boston Red Sox
CENTRAL: Cleveland Indians
WEST: Anahiem Angels
WILD CARD: New York Yankees

AL FINALS: Boston Red Sox vs New York Yankees

AL GOD: Boston Red Sox


WORLD SERIES: BOSTON VS ATLANTA

WINNER: RED SOX IN 5


Live it! Worship it! Bet on it!

Bastardamus has spoken! Now go play with ya self bitches!

Brady Quinn Looks Promising

Brady Quinn. Cleveland Browns newest QB looked amazing going 13 for 20 for 155 yards and 2 TD's in just the 4th quarter. Now that is sweet. The Browns did lose to the Detroit Lions 23-20 in a pre season game. The guy sits out 11 days of crucial team practice due to a 5 year contract. Was told that he may not be starting towards the end of the season. And now he is a three man race with current QB's Charlie Frye and Derrick Anderson.

Asked if Quinn is now in the mix to be his starter, Browns coach Romeo Crennel didn't say no.
"I think you've got to give the young man credit," Crennel said. "Their best guys weren't in there but our best guys weren't in there either. I'll look at the tape and we'll decide. He's still a young quarterback and he had a limited offense and I believe in time that he's going to be a good quarterback.

The former Notre Dame star entered with the Browns down 23-7.
As No. 10 jogged onto the field, Cleveland fans welcomed Quinn with a roaring ovation, and many of them stayed on their feet after Quinn hit Chris Barclay on a screen pass that went for 30 yards on his first play.
Quinn completed five passes in a row before his first miss. On second-and-3 at Detroit's 4, he calmly rolled to his right and drilled a TD pass to rookie Efrem Hill, who got open near the sideline.
The next time Cleveland got the ball, Quinn drove the Browns 92 yards in 1:52, hitting Jerome Harrison with a 6-yard TD pass with 18 seconds left.

The Browns were booed off the field at halftime by their passionate fans, who are quickly losing patience and began chanting Quinn's name late in the third. Crennel understands the fans' eagerness and appreciates their opinion, but won't let it affect his decision on a starter.

Crennel knows that his ass is doing some "dead man walking". If htey don't go 8-8. His ass is gone bye bye. The Browns have stuck with him for three nasty years and since coming back to the NLF in 1999. The franchise has been an NLF embarrassment. Going to the playoffs only once. The last great first round QB they took a shot on ( Tim Couch) turned out to be a huge ass bust!

So how big is this Brady Quinn drama in Cleveland?. REAL BIG!. Fans are tired ass fuck seeing this team suck ass every year. And when you are in the same division as the Ravens, Steelers, and Bengals. Your team has to keep up and win as many games as possible.

Offence has been a regular problem for this team and with first round pick Joe Thomas. They should show some improvement. Quinn being a pretty boy has given the Browns a slight knock down. But if the kid can play. He was worth the money and the media attention.