LeBron....The Traitor!

You know I was enjoying my hiatus and loving the playoffs with the Cleveland Indians putting da beat down on the New York Skankies! Until I saw LeBron James sitting in the crowd with other Cleveland fans wearing a YANKEES cap! Don't you play for the Cleveland Cavs?! Aren't you from Akron, Ohio ( which is about 40 minutes from Cleveland)?. Now I'm not knocking you for liking such a nasty team. People can choose whatever team they like.

But isn't this the city that pays to see your ass at home games. Isn't this the same city that has supported your over hyped career through the NBA Finals and bought your jersey. I know you love your Yankees. That's fine LeBron! It's your choice ( even if it's a piss poor choice).

But to come to "The Jake" and insult the fans by wearing a cap from a team that most Indian fans HATE is a joke. And when the Indians were beating their asses. He got up and left before the game was over. Wow! You really are a "true Yankees fan" LaBron! When the going gets tough....you get going. In fact. The Indians don't need punk ass fans like you! In fact, keep your filthy Yankees cap!

I'll remember to wear my SPURS cap to one of your home games. BTW! Your performance on SNL last week was WHACK! Stick to basketball you fucking traitor!


UPDATE!

Now I hear that since your Yankees got booted out. Now you are rooting for the Tribe. Negro please! Suck my dick you bandwagon fuckhead! You got some flack and now you want to join the party. I guess if we lose. You'll be a Red Sox fan as well. Fucking classless!

A Temporary Layoff!!

I'm closing down shop for a while until I can work out how I'm going to report sporting news on a regular basis. Right now I feel that I am not giving the regular sporting fan the proper attention this blog needs. I promise to come back for the football season and we'll take it from there. Sorry guys !


Trash Talking Bastard,

Blah! Blah! Blah!

Yes Micheal Vick gambled, raised, and murdered dogs for sport. Yes his career with the Falcons is over. Yes he will have to do jail time. And YES, he will play again. Maybe not in the NFL. But he's only 27 and the man has an arm and talent. So can we please move on about this being a racial thing. Or a travesty to sports. He did the crime and now he must do the time.

I decided not to jump on the band wagon and go into every fucking detail about this guy. No one will take more of a harder hit that his dumb ass. He made millions and could have been one of the great QB's of our time. Now he's not going to go to the hall. His legacy is worth shit. And he won't even be able to sell malt liquor! It's done, it's over, it's finished. Hello CFL! Mike's coming at ya in two years!

So let's move on because those poor people who paid for Falcon season seats this year would like to do the same. It's gonna suck being a Falcons fan this year!

Raven/Giants Battle Royale!

In what had to be so far the NASTIEST game of the pre season. The New York Giants barely beat the Baltimore Ravens 13-12 Sunday night. Bodies were flying and so were the injuries.

Two members of the Giants' starting defense left in the second quarter. Safety Will Demps, who started all 16 games last season, dislocated an elbow and cornerback Sam Madison pulled a hamstring.
New York also lost two offensive players. Wide receiver Michael Jennings had three catches for 31 yards before rupturing his Achilles' tendon, and Steve Smith, who caught a touchdown pass, left with a concussion.

Ravens cornerback Samari Rolle and receiver Mark Clayton sprained ankles.

Losing a tremendous player like Clayton who is a fucking "thug" for a few games could slow his roll in the regular season. But it was the mighty Ravens defence that put out a more damaging role on what already is an injury laden Giants team.

"I know we had a lot of injuries and a lot of guys banged up. Hopefully it won't be too serious," Giants quarterback Eli Manning said.

Steve McNair still looks questionable as a quality quarter back for the Ravens going 5-for-8 for 29 yards with one interception.

Things worsened for the Ravens on New York's initial play from scrimmage. During a 17-yard completion from Manning to Jennings, Rolle twisted his right ankle and had to be helped from the field.

"It just wasn't there tonight," McNair said. "It started off wrong with penalties and I had a turnover. It's something that's better to happen now than later."

Punk ass running back Willis McGahee played much of the first half, gaining 3 yards on six carries and catching one pass for a yard which is pathetic for a whiny bitch who cried while he was in Buffalo and promised good things playing in Baltimore.

"We made mistakes and committed penalties after not doing either of those last week," Ravens coach Brian Billick said at halftime. "I thought we'd have better focus, I really did."

"They'll come back. This is a good group," Ravens coach Brian Billick said. "But you would think you wouldn't need to learn a lesson like this. If you don't keep your focus and your wits about you, then that's what you see out there."

Now to give them some credit. It was raining and it's still pre season. But from the strong showing from the Ravens defence. It looks like more of the same with the Ravens. A powerhouse defence with a weak ass offence. It will get your ass in the playoffs. But Raven fan's would rather be happy with a Super Bowl victory rather than to be a second round playoff bitch! But hey! What can I say. I'm a Browns fan who hasn't seen a playoff since 01 and got our ass kicked by the dreaded Steelers.

As for the Giants. It will be determine whether Micheal Strahans absence will effect what was a strong defence. Eli Manning going to need to surgically replace those "small bitch balls" of his with some real man size one's. And improve his throwing skills. Especially if he wants to come out from behind his brother's shadows.

"Bastardamus" Baseball Playoff Perdictions

Hello bitches! I am Bastardamus! My mystic sports predictions have been held as one of the eight great wonders of the sports world! No one knows sports more than my fine looking self! Fuck those ESPN homos who never played a game in their life. Those fat bastards have better knowledge of telling you what is the best meal on the "Sonic" fast food menu. Rather than giving you any real insight in sports. So dim the lights, tell your lady you will be coming to bed in a minute. And be amazed at my baseball playoff pics..................

NL
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EAST: Atlanta Braves
CENTRAL: Chicago Cubs
WEST: Arizona Diamondbacks
WILD CARD: San Diego Padres

NL FINALS: Atlanta Braves vs Arizona Diamondbacks

NL GOD: Atlanta Braves


AL
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EAST: Boston Red Sox
CENTRAL: Cleveland Indians
WEST: Anahiem Angels
WILD CARD: New York Yankees

AL FINALS: Boston Red Sox vs New York Yankees

AL GOD: Boston Red Sox


WORLD SERIES: BOSTON VS ATLANTA

WINNER: RED SOX IN 5


Live it! Worship it! Bet on it!

Bastardamus has spoken! Now go play with ya self bitches!